He booked for a massage with a therapist in CHCH, did not give his phone number although prompted twice.
Luckily the therapist recognised his voice from three weeks earlier where he had a session he did not pay for.
The name David Thompson was in the Press that same morning, although it is really only a variation of the themes above. Should have taken the name of the flying pig the day before (remember the tornado?) Pretended to participate in the Olympics, probably meant the Commmonwealth Games coming up in Aussie.
Never showed up in the end anyway.