The older I get the better I was
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost everything.
Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if yo just sit there.
Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
The love of truth lies at the root of much humour.
When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
The hardest thing in life to learn is which bridge to cross and which to burn.
To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent.
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
If the shoe fits, get another just like it.
Why do they bother say ‘raw sewerage’. Do some people cook that stuff?
I don’t need plastic surgery. I need Lourdes.
Why is it that the winner of the Miss Universe contest always comes from earth?
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewellery.
A lot of people are into body piercing. They end up looking like they have been mugged by a staple gun.
I knew I was going bold when it took longer and longer to wash my face.
Looking in the mirror in the morning – The face is familiar, but I can’t remember my name
Take my advise – I don’t need it.
Be happy with who you are but excited about who you’re becoming
What other people think about you is none of your business.